Guess you may have noticed there has been an AMATEURS page shortage. Look, I’m not one to make excuses but, Jason got in a fight with sixteen ninjas and has been recovering in the hospital. He held his own though man. They were prying shuriken and those ninja spikey things* from his flesh for days. He said to me over the phone “Jerk said something about missing my Sony payments, then the monkey business started!!’ He then passed out after hacking his lungs up and swearing.
His timing couldn’t have been better though, I was doing battle myself with Meta-sheep on planet Olmogo-Z. The whole place smells like moth balls and a gas station bathroom down the street from an Indian restaurant.
Anyhoo, progress is being made. Here’s proof.
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* Makibishi –Ed.
** May not reflect the final dialogue –Ed.
Hurry! I need my fix! Somebody hook a brutha up!
Powerfully inicoc. Absurdly Cute. Sneakily mysterious. The Wee Ninja is a brilliant addition to the growing catalogue of American pop-iconography. Unlike most of the arches, swooshes, symbols and suchlike cluttering that catalogue, the wee njnja is still property of its creator, which is very, very cool. Thank you, Shawnimals.
Ninjas? Meta-sheep? Sounds like sh*t got real!